i'm teh gud prezident wif top hat. To glue teh country back togetha like a boss, smeckin' down slavery on teh way. i'm all abut dat "of teh peeps, by teh peeps, for teh peeps" vibe, makin' sure erryone knew freedom was teh real deal. So, when ya think of me, remember, i was teh man with a plan, savin' teh nation and rockin teh gud berd like no one else could.